A few basic facts about me:
Name: You can call me X :)
Location: Non-Sunny Surrey
Occupation: I'm an artist (though some might call me a piss artist :)) currently designing tattoos for others to adorn their bodies with. I also work two days a week as office administrator for a charity which is proving to be both fun and interesting
Marital Status: Engaged to the gorgeous Y - with whom I discuss all the beautiful girls who catch our eye ;)
Catchphrases: "Wah!", "Nasty surprise"
Interests: Drawing, writing, coming up with evil plans to send people I like nasty presents, dyeing my hair, getting tattoos
Favourite Food & Drink: I could happily live on cheese, crisps, crumpets (hence the diary name!), pasta, milk and red wine :)
Musical Taste: Diverse :) Hazel O'Connor, The Cure, The Smiths, Kirsty MacColl, Prefab Sprout, World Of My Oyster, Alison Moyet, The Pretenders, Kate Bush, Pink, Roxy Music, Squeeze.... see what I mean?
Favourite Films: Breaking Glass, Earth Girls are Easy, Revenge of the Nerds, Electric Dreams, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Heavenly Creatures
Favourite TV Programmes: I always used to have a TV obsession, but sadly the poor quality of TV these days means that I don't seem to have one at the moment. Damn shame :( It seems these days the only programmes I never miss are Robot Wars and the Tweenies :) But for quality entertainment you can't beat shopping channels!
Favourite Girls: far too many to mention, but the very top ones include Jaye Griffiths (my personal goddess), Gillian Anderson, Pink, Geri Halliwell, Halle Berry, Kelly Osbourne and many others.
Party Trick: The high pain threshold I have developed through being unwell means that I can take severe chinese burns without flinching. I can also withstand hand crushing, and enjoy making people scream with a vice-like grip of my own. Apparently all my strength is in my hands!