Another weekend over, another gap in my life as Y disappears for another week and a half. Usually I would be spending tonight emailing him about the wonderful last 5 days but today I have to prepare to head out for the damn AGM at work. Now, I am living in fear of this event because I have convinced myself we are about to be presented with a nudie painting of our President. This is pure Miranda Speculation but the clues have built up over the last couple of weeks and I'm now terrified!
A couple of weeks ago two women from work were telling me what to expect from the AGM, namely the president of the charity waffling on for half an hour despite being given tiny bullet points to try to keep her focussed but it never works. They have done so many impressions of her declaring everything to be wonderful and super that even *I* can do the impression and I've not met her yet! Then came the phone call from the lady herself, during which she announced that she had a painting to present to us at the AGM as a gift, and I joked that it might be a painting of herself. After all, both she and her husband had turns being a local mayor a few years back.
However, the saga became more worrying when I was telling my mum about all this and she informed me one of my aunts is a friend of her and her husband. This was unnerving enough.... but last week my dad dropped the real bombshell. He said that the names were familiar and then he realised why.
her husband was his old art teacher from school - and he remembered that he used to talk about nude paintings he had done of his wife!
Stop me if you see where this is going.
So now I live in fear that we will be presenting tonight with a nudie painting of our dear president for one of our office walls - and I don;t picture it being from when she was young.... :/ Eeek! Let's hope they don't put it in one of the counselling rooms because that's only going to make any sex issues worse! There will apparently be wine and 'nibbles' after the meeting tonight. All I know is that I could *really* do without a late trip out on the day before work when there may well be horrid paintings afoot!
I'm tired enough after the lovely weekend. After getting through last week I needed arms around me so desperately. We got up to our usual havoc and much more :) There was more sex on the menu than I've been up to of late, even though it's become very painful again now. The constant bleeding from the last 7 months had encouraged the damn endometriosis to launch an unprovoked attack. But oh, it was well worth it ;)
I gave Y a quiz on friday, a version of Who wants To Be A Millionaire with questions about his last visit, and he had to work his way up through the different questions to see what he would be eating for dinner! It started with a biscuit, then a slice of cheese, then crumpets, chips, Burker King and finally a chinese meal. Y managed to answer all his questions correctly, despite Izzles being the host and Dave (the toy duck) being his audience and his phone-a-friend. We went to the park before our meal and sat watching the world go by for a while. It seemed strange to think about us sitting there three years ago so shyly and nervously on our first few meetings, over 3 years ago. Nothing shy about us now.
We watched a group of boys playing football, then losing their ball, and then attempting to wrestle one lad's shoes away from him before a free-for-all ensued. After that we had a fantastic meal and a slow walk back into town where we sat with a drink watching the pretty girls heading out for a night on the town.
We had our usual sunday video day yesterday, first watching Reservoir Dogs which Y brought down with him, and then working our way through a whole series of Men Behaving Badly. I honestly believe that Y and I have turned into Gary and Tony now, minus the beer. The whole of the weekend was fantastic - we spent much of it laughing and offering each other 'meat' which is a story by itself! - and I already miss him terribly. It's so quiet now. Quiet and lonely. I don't even have any tennis to take my mind off it now :(
Speaking of which, you have until tomorrow night for any last minute Sampras-a-likes!
Sorry for the short entry, especially when I have so much else to write about, but I must be off to get ready for the AGM now. Anyone want a second-hand painting??
Hope everyone had a great weekend :)
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