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The Ultimate Creation

Record released on 2003-05-13 at 5:43 p.m.

I'll update properly later on tonight, but I had to share with you an image that I captured at the weekend and forgot to put in my last entry.

We've all heard of foodstuff being shaped like various rude items. After all, without certain nastily-shaped vegetables That's Life wouldn't have lasted half so long. But on Sunday I found The Ultimate Crisp, just lurking in a pack of ready salted.

Ladies and gentlemen, I discovered a crisp shaped like a pair of breasts.

What could have caused such a freak mutation? Did the potato-cutting machine at Walkers have other things on its mind? Or was there something dodgy in the fertilizer? Either way, that's two of my favourite things rolled into one!

Now we just need to invent breasts that taste like ready salted crisps ;)

Back later on!